Friday, September 12, 2008

Funniest joke ever

Today I will search and report the top return for the funniest joke ever. That's pretty simple. Let's see who wins the battle of the Internet.

Today's Search Term: Funniest Joke Ever.

The winner and top return is a page on InnocentEnglish.com. They have an article on the funniest jokes ever. Here is the first joke that they present.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

That is a funny joke, but I heard it years and years ago. Is it still the funniest joke, if you already know the punchline? Well, maybe....

This would be a good search term for you to explore. Many of the returns talk about the Top 50 jokes or the Top 100 jokes; so you will have a couple of hours of laughs ahead of you if you do the searching.

Until next time, keep thinking outside of the box.

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